Satire

Fiona's Make Under
By: Karla Depina

In today's society, many people are not content with the way they look. They are constantly changing the color of their hair, getting the latest hairstyles, wearing a lot of makeup to cover up their imperfections, etc, etc. Others take drastic measures such as getting all sorts of things done to themselves: plastic surgery, and/or liposuction. This is a story about Fiona. An ordinary princess who did not like her appearance. Fiona was a very pretty girl throughout most of her life. "People everywhere always said that I was the prettiest girl they had ever laid eyes on. What they did not see were all my imperfections that I saw every time I glanced at a mirror." Fiona claimed. "That is when I decided that in order to be happy with myself, I was going to have to get some type of plastic surgery. I would have to reconstruct everything." Fiona had her first consultation with Dr. Fixit; the top plastic surgeon in the country (who is also Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian's surgeon). Everything was set, and Fiona was ready to start a new life of perfection.
Dr. Fixit explained, "It was a little difficult to come up with a certain "look" for her. She has amazing cheekbones, and I wanted that to show through. She also had a cute button nose I wanted to enhance just a little bit more, including her lips. I wanted to give her lips just like I did with Angelina. Fiona's figure was also this amazing shape, but all of it needed much improvement."
"I am very nervous about this procedure, but I am also very ecstatic." Fiona had mentioned just the day before the big day. It was a two day procedure. After a few weeks of healing, Fiona was ready to show herself to the world. While waiting at Italia, the famous Italian restaurant, there was a gorgeous lady that walked in with a faint glow of green skin. Her lips were identical to Angelina Jolie, and her button nose was much more plump than an ordinary button nose. Her cheekbones had deep contours like Mount Kilamanjaro. Her ears? There were just no words to describe them; they were just so waxy. Her figure was also flawless. Fiona has become a beautiful person through and through; it was just hard to see through her imperfections.
"I feel amazing. Dr. Fixit has definitely has outdone himself. Everyone says that I even look better than Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian combined. When I first looked at my reflection, I had tears in my eyes. I cannot believe how amazing I look. It was the best decision I have ever made." She also recently got engaged. "Shrek and I are both happy with the work that has been done." She also claims that Shrek is very handsome himself. Who ever said plastic surgery was bad for you?


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