Man Adopts Racism as Alternative to Learning Foreign Language

29 year-old Manny Pacquiao of Chicago, Illinois has adopted racism as an alternative to continuing an endeavor to learn the Spanish language, according to sources close to the recently bigoted man.

Pacquiao, who has spent upwards of $500 on Spanish learning resources and hundreds of hours of his spare time reviewing vocabulary flashcards, watching asinine Mexican soap operas and even reading English and Spanish book versions of them over the past two years, reportedly made his decision after a trip to Cabo San Lucas last month.

"At first, Pacquiao was really into speaking Spanish with the locals. He was like, to become fluent you need to undergo 'complete immersion' or whatever," recounted Ces Morales, a friend of Pacquiao, "But after a couple of days of nobody knowing what the hell he was talking about, he was all, 'fuck' these people'."

Pacquiao, who cringes at the mention of the Spanish name he used to go by while attending language classes at a local community college, now spends his Tuesday and Thursday evenings at Minutemen and underground White Power meetings.

"Pedro is dead. I'm Just Manny now," Pacquiao says, clearly ashamed of his former multicultural moniker, "Why should i learn the language of a bunch of lazy job stealers? The only Spanish I care to know is 'Get your asso back to Mexico'."

Despite his belief that the rest of the world's inhabitants should learn to speak English, Pacquiao says he still wouldn't waste his breath talking to a bunch of 'jews', 'asians' and 'arabs', even if they 'did possessed the intelligence to learn the only language on the planet that makes any damn sense'."

"I mean, how hard is it to say, 'Welcome to our crappy country, sir. May I take your bags?' or, 'Thank you very much for liberating our nation and teaching us about washing our hands, even though we'll forget all about it by next week. Have a nice day'."