The Werewolf Look

Ladies put down that bottle of Nair.

Men drop that razor.

Satire
By: Andrea Rojo

The New Moon frenzy among teens in particular has caused the newest "it" look. One of the main characters, Jacob, transforms into a werewolf in the movie. His divine look has caused many to let their hair grow out and go through medical procedures to increase their amount of hair, mainly in the face.
Carl Follower (shown on the left) has undergone a drastic laser and injection procedure to get the popular werewolf look. Follower is very content with his new appearance. "When I saw how stunning Jacob looked with his luscious hair, I just knew I had to get that look. I always thought hair made the face, the movie just motivated me to go through with the procedure. I knew this look would become popular. I like to be in style All my friends are jealous on how great I look." Follower had previously gone through surgery to get the "King Kong" look after the movie premiered in 1993 . "I just love being on top of the new trends", Follower concludes.

The doctor who applied Follower's treatment, Dr.Greed marvels over his work. He told us business has been booming ever since the movie came out. "Everyone wants the werewolf look. I treat about 30 people a day. I can't wait till the next movie comes out", Dr. Greed concludes.
The most anticipated Twilight Saga has definitely left it's mark. Who knows what the third part of the movie will bring to popularity.