Are We There Yet?!

Are We There Yet?

Chicago, IL.- All these annoying things that can go wrong on a CTA bus have finally been solved. The CTA president Steve Riley has finally found the solutions that will make the customer’s trip more smooth and problem free. All those loud talking people will finally be able to shut up, when you want to! All you have to do is raise your hand and inform the driver. The driver will then pull over and ask the person to quite down, but don’t worry about being late because you will since it was already 30 minutes late to begin with. The annoying cries of babies will no longer be a problem because they will be put in the front of the bus where the bikes use to go. There will be metal detectors (that don’t work) in the entrance of the bus so there won’t be any problems of guns entering. The bus driver will greet you with a big hug and smile to make you feel welcome. Once you enter the bus you will be seated in the most luxurious seats and be treated as if you were in a first class road trip. “With the high prices of a bus ride, I better get treated as a Queen ” says Samantha who rides the 97 bus to school every morning. The CTA has tried to make customers rides more comfortable and safe as possible lets hope that next year they will accomplish their mission.

Nadia Avila